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if city people tell their kids their pets “went to go live on a farm” when they die, where do the pets of the farmers’ kids go???

16 hours ago 7 notes#important question #BRI ASKS THE BIG ONES

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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16 hours agoquentintarantinhoekakerukurosawa 64,107 notes
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
16 hours agoanatomyoftriumphrhyse 90,528 notes

nymphsworkshop:

NEW Nymphs Floor Lamp. At www.nymphsworkshop.com

16 hours agopelinelinnymphsworkshop 114 notes#reference #this is sO COOL
If you’re selling apples and they want pears, it doesn’t make your apple any less an apple; it’s just that they want pears.
- Rachel Ballon on not taking rejection personally. (via fixyourwritinghabits)
16 hours agoanatomyoftriumphfixyourwritinghabits 1,327 notes

lnnea:

I’m trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he’s very happy about it

16 hours agomaddoctormaddielnnea 19,954 notes

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

Video

This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

16 hours agonapolianbonerpartysizvideos 82,823 notes

birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.

16 hours agothefaultinourpizzasbirbrightsactivist 78,888 notes

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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16 hours agovelvetgxldminestability 133,073 notes

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

16 hours agothefaultinourpizzaspadalesexy 78,392 notes

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

16 hours agofobpatd21pjon-snow 227,365 notes#AWWWWWWW

twentyonefighters:

He edited the picture of the sandwich

16 hours agofobpatd21ptwentyonefighters 1,839 notes

scardoni-a:

She does this all the time, I’m not sure if it’s a comfort thing or security thing, but whenever she is next to me she always has her paw in my hand.

God Tiddums is precious, 20 years old and she’s still going strong ♡

16 hours agothesongofnevermorescardoni-a 885 notes

troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

16 hours agothefaultinourpizzastroyeisnotontyler 45,082 notes

kagetsuna:

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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16 hours agomaddoctormaddiebobafettishism 31,722 notes
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