the best oegamiom in the world

Apr 14
hebbez:

Amazing.

hebbez:

Amazing.

Apr 14
Apr 14
Apr 14
sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

Apr 14
Apr 14
Apr 14

ladygagamakesmewet:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

Apr 14

carnevore:

when someone asks how your weekend was
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Apr 14

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

Apr 14

eowynstwin:

I was talking with my friend at our workplace and he was putting lotion on his lips because they were chapped, and I told him to rub it in a little more because it looked like he had been “doing something,” and he just gave me this knowing smile and said “eating a bar of soap”

Apr 14

fullmetal-dipshit:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

Apr 14

Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2

  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Nat: No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Fury: Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: We're friends
  • Bucky: *doesn't remember tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Sam: HELL YEAH
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff with Sam*
Apr 14

sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

Apr 14
jonarbuckle:

thanks scoob

jonarbuckle:

thanks scoob

Apr 14